The Best Bitches Are Born In May | Funny Candle

Celebrate the unapologetic queens of May with this iconic UntamedEgo candle. Designed for the babes who know their worth, this statement candle is equal parts hilarious, empowering, and aesthetic enough to steal the spotlight on any shelf.

Whether it’s for your ride-or-die bestie, your favorite Taurus or Gemini, or a well-deserved treat for yourself — this candle makes every room smell like main-character energy. Perfect for birthdays, sassy gift exchanges, and anyone who needs a reminder that confidence is the ultimate accessory.

Details:
• 12 oz premium soy wax blend
• Cotton wick for a clean, even burn
• Hand-poured in Los Angeles, CA
• 60+ hour burn time
• Vegan & cruelty-free
• Comes in a reusable glass jar

Pick Your Vibe:

Sugar Apples + Spice
It's a lazy summer afternoon under an apple tree, the scent of ripe fruit filling the air. Warm cinnamon and nutmeg add just the right spice, making this a fresh yet cozy classic.

Scent Notes: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg, Apple, Clove, Vanilla

Vanilla + Clove + Nutmeg
It's like your favorite oversized sweater, but make it smell incredible. It is a little spicy and sweet and just the right amount of warm vanilla to keep things interesting.

Scent Notes: Allspice, Clove, Nutmeg, Tea Rose, Coconut, Vanilla, White Musk

Citrus + Coconut
It's a tropical getaway in candle form. Bright citrus, juicy mango, and creamy coconut transport you straight to a sun-drenched beach. No plane ticket is required.

Scent Notes: Orange, Melon, Mango, Coconut, Jasmine, Amber, Sandalwood

Seaside + Roses
Wild roses meet salty ocean air in this fresh, floral, and dreamy scent. It’s like standing on the shore at golden hour, watching the waves roll in.

Scent Notes: Bergamot, Pink Apple, Sea Rose, Beach Lavender, Cedarwood, Vanilla Bean

Bergamot + Berries + Spice
A bold, fiery mix of red pepper, juicy berries, and delicate rose petals. Spicy, sweet, and just the right amount of sultry. It's like your favorite red lipstick but in candle form.

Scent Notes: Bergamot, Cassis Buds, Red Cayenne, Jasmine, Strawberry, Raspberry

White Sage + Lavender
Fresh lavender fields, warm herbal sage, and a hint of cedarwood bring instant calm. Light this up, take a deep breath, and let the stress melt away.

Scent Notes: Lavender, Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary, Sandalwood, Cedarwood

Final Mood? These aren’t just candles. They’re a whole vibe. Grab yours now, and let the magic begin.