Fuck, I Love You | Funny Romantic Candle

No fancy speeches. No over-the-top romance. Just pure, unfiltered emotion — and maybe a few F-bombs. The Fuck, I Love You candle is the perfect way to say what everyone’s really thinking: love is messy, real, and worth every spark.

This 12 oz candle combines UntamedEgo’s signature bold humor with boutique-level design. Hand-poured in Los Angeles, it’s a clean, sexy statement piece for lovers who skip the small talk and go straight to the truth.

• Size: 12 oz premium glass candle

• Wax: Natural soy blend for a clean, even burn

• Burn Time: Approx. 60+ hours

• Wick: 100% cotton wick

• Made + Poured: Locally in Los Angeles, California

• Packaging: Soft pink label with minimalist black text

• Final sale item

APPLES + SUGAR + SPICE

Beneath the summer sun's glory, you lie in the grass beside an apple tree. Suddenly, the fresh, fruity scent of ripe apples overcomes you—bringing you the delights of high summer, complete with a powerful sense of freedom and lightness. 

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla

VANILLA + SPICE

This exquisite fragrance opens with a spicy medley of allspice, clove, and nutmeg, creating a sense of coziness and warmth. The heart notes reveal a delicate tea rose and coconut blend as the scent unfolds, adding a subtle floral sweetness and a creamy, tropical twist. The base notes of lactonic, vanilla, and white musk provide a soft, comforting finish that lingers beautifully on the skin. Cinnamon Vanilla is a scent that embodies comfort and elegance, perfect for those who love a harmonious blend of spice, floral, and creamy notes.

Top:   All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle:   Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk

TROPICAL TEASE

Orange coconut musk opens with juicy orange, melon, and green notes, awakening the senses with vibrant freshness. A heart of mango, coconut, and jasmine brings a tropical, indulgent touch, while amber, musk, and sandalwood add warmth and depth. This fragrance radiates energy and sophistication, ideal for lovers of zesty, tropical, and warm blends.

Top: Orange, Melon, Green
Middle: Mango, Coconut, Jasmine
Base: Amber, Musk, Sandalwood

SEASIDE + ROSES

A tribute to the fleeting beauty of coastal blooms, Beach Rose captures the delicate beauty of wild roses dancing along the shore.

Top: Cool Aldehydes, Sparkling Bergamot, Pink Apple
Middle: Sea Rose, Galbanum Leaf, Geranium, Beach Lavender
Base: Cedarwood, Peach Skin, Vanilla Bean

PEPPERED ROSES

Red Pepper Petals is a bold and fiery fragrance that combines the red-hot kick of red cayenne and bell pepper with the delicate allure of rose and jasmine. A blend of heat and romance, It ignites the senses with passion.

Top: Bergamot, Cassis Buds, Red Cayenne
Middle: Muguet, Turkish Rose Pedals, Jasmine
Base: Coconut, Strawberry, Raspberry

WHITE SAGE + LAVENDER

It’s summer in southern France, and the lavender fields are blooming in Provence. Bees are buzzing, and the soothing scents of lavender and herbs are in the air. “French Lavender” is a powerful blend of spices, lavender, and aromatic woods. Sage, rosemary, and chamomile elevate the earthiness of lavender, while notes of sandalwood and cedar in the base complement the alluring clove, lavandin, and cedarwood essential oils.

Top: Lavender
Middle: Camphor, Chamomile, Sage, Rosemary
Base: Sandalwood, Cedarwood

SEA SALT + AMBER + DARK MUSK

This dark, seductive, mysterious fragrance is as intense and insatiable as its namesake. The sweet yet salty accords honor the ocean’s healing power, uniting with the amber and vanilla base to create a unique and magical fragrance.

Top: Citrus, Sea Salt, Ozone
Middle: Plum, Cardamom, 
Base: Amber, Dark Musk